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[peachfuzz]

I dunno. is it anything like a high five?

[lordofthefries]

i don't think so. this boy said condoms stop you from getting it but don't you want applause?

[peachfuzz]

ohhh!! then it's probably a sex thing. someone told me condoms stop bad things that come with sex. like babies and weird itches.

and does anyone really want applause following that? or in the middle? that sounds kinda awkward Sasha.

[lordofthefries]

oh like that rash that one girl in training camp talked about. she said it burned when she peed. i should bring some condoms back for her.

i don't know. i don't know what they do during it. should i have applauded jean?

1/2

[peachfuzz]

I still don't think we can take stuff back with us but I guess if you can she'll appreciate it. . .

jk 2/4

[peachfuzz]

wait, what?

[peachfuzz]

WHAT

DID YOU HAVE SEX WITH JEAN?????

[peachfuzz]

no you should not applaud him but I might need to go high five both of you.

[lordofthefries]

no, i didn't have sex with him! he just used his mouth on me. the same way hange taught him to.

[peachfuzz]

HANGE HAD SEX WITH JEAN???

[lordofthefries]

YES HE TOLD ME SO AND HE GOT MAD WHEN I TOLD HIM IT WAS AGAINST THE RULES

[peachfuzz]

WHY DOES JEAN HAVE SO MUCH GAME? HE'S RULE BREAKING AND LIVING DANGEROUSLY AND I DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND IT

[lordofthefries]

ASK HIM TO TEACH YOU! THEN YOU CAN DO WHAT HANGE TAUGHT HIM

[peachfuzz]

WOW NO

I CAN ALREADY DO STUFF WITH MY MOUTH I DON'T NEED JEAN'S HELP THERE!!

[lordofthefries]

SINCE WHEN? I DON'T MEAN TALKING A LOT CONNIE YOU HAVE TO PUT YOUR MOUTH ON A GIRL'S PRIVATES

[peachfuzz]

SINCE BEFORE I CAME HERE, OKAY!!!

[lordofthefries]

WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME? I TELL YOU EVERYTHING

[peachfuzz]

CAUSE IF I TOLD YOU YOU WOULD HAVE TOLD OTHER SOMEONE AND ME AND HER WOULD HAVE GOTTEN IN BIG TROUBLE FOR SNEAKING AROUND

[lordofthefries]

WHO WOULD I TELL? DON'T YOU TRUST ME CONNIE? WHO WAS SHE ANYWAY

[peachfuzz]

IDK

that's short for I don't know, by the way. there's a lot of really awesome ways to not have to spell out full words. and do you remember that one trainee who dropped out about three weeks before graduation... you know, the really cute one?

[lordofthefries]

IDK IDK IDK what other words can i spell?

HER? YOU COULD HAVE TOLD ME. SHE WAS NICE TO ME. YOU'RE AWFUL CONNIE

[peachfuzz]

YOLO!!! yolo means you only live once. dave taught me that and its awesome.

I'M SORRY, OKAY! SHE WAS REALLY WORRIED ABOUT GETTING IN TROUBLE AND IT KIND OF FREAKED ME OUT CAUSE IT GOT ME WORRIED AND THEN I WOUND UP NEVER SAYING ANYHING

[lordofthefries]

it is awesome! yolo, connie!

so you're not a virgin?

[peachfuzz]

yolo, sasha!!

and uhhh not really. besides, I've already been here a few weeks, so y'know.

[lordofthefries]

oh, right.

i still have time? jean said i have a week.