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[lordofthefries]

no, i didn't have sex with him! he just used his mouth on me. the same way hange taught him to.

[peachfuzz]

HANGE HAD SEX WITH JEAN???

[lordofthefries]

YES HE TOLD ME SO AND HE GOT MAD WHEN I TOLD HIM IT WAS AGAINST THE RULES

[peachfuzz]

WHY DOES JEAN HAVE SO MUCH GAME? HE'S RULE BREAKING AND LIVING DANGEROUSLY AND I DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND IT

[lordofthefries]

ASK HIM TO TEACH YOU! THEN YOU CAN DO WHAT HANGE TAUGHT HIM

[peachfuzz]

WOW NO

I CAN ALREADY DO STUFF WITH MY MOUTH I DON'T NEED JEAN'S HELP THERE!!

[lordofthefries]

SINCE WHEN? I DON'T MEAN TALKING A LOT CONNIE YOU HAVE TO PUT YOUR MOUTH ON A GIRL'S PRIVATES

[peachfuzz]

SINCE BEFORE I CAME HERE, OKAY!!!

[lordofthefries]

WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME? I TELL YOU EVERYTHING

[peachfuzz]

CAUSE IF I TOLD YOU YOU WOULD HAVE TOLD OTHER SOMEONE AND ME AND HER WOULD HAVE GOTTEN IN BIG TROUBLE FOR SNEAKING AROUND

[lordofthefries]

WHO WOULD I TELL? DON'T YOU TRUST ME CONNIE? WHO WAS SHE ANYWAY

[peachfuzz]

IDK

that's short for I don't know, by the way. there's a lot of really awesome ways to not have to spell out full words. and do you remember that one trainee who dropped out about three weeks before graduation... you know, the really cute one?

[lordofthefries]

IDK IDK IDK what other words can i spell?

HER? YOU COULD HAVE TOLD ME. SHE WAS NICE TO ME. YOU'RE AWFUL CONNIE

[peachfuzz]

YOLO!!! yolo means you only live once. dave taught me that and its awesome.

I'M SORRY, OKAY! SHE WAS REALLY WORRIED ABOUT GETTING IN TROUBLE AND IT KIND OF FREAKED ME OUT CAUSE IT GOT ME WORRIED AND THEN I WOUND UP NEVER SAYING ANYHING

[lordofthefries]

it is awesome! yolo, connie!

so you're not a virgin?

[peachfuzz]

yolo, sasha!!

and uhhh not really. besides, I've already been here a few weeks, so y'know.

[lordofthefries]

oh, right.

i still have time? jean said i have a week.

[peachfuzz]

before re-ed? idk no one ever told me how long it takes before someone gets dragged there.

[lordofthefries]

it's kind of scary. i never did it before. idk what to do

[peachfuzz]

I don't think there's really a way to mess it up. no one really knows what they're doing, but honestly its just fun cause you get to do stuff that feels good with people you like.

[lordofthefries]

i heard it hurts but marco said it didn't hurt for him then he said i could punch anybody who did make it hurt.

who did you do it with here?

[peachfuzz]

you can punch whoever makes it hurt and then tell me who did it so I can punch them too.

I did stuff with one of my new friends named dave. the same guy who taught me about yolo.

also eren.

[lordofthefries]

okay and if somebody hurts you tell me so i can punch them also!

eren? i didn't know you liked boys too

[peachfuzz]

alright! we will be a super punching team.

mostly I like girls, but if someone's hot they're hot. I'm not really gonna worry about boys or girls when it comes to that. . .

[lordofthefries]

we needs capes like the heroes on tv. i want a red one. you can wear your underwear on the outside like that guy

i think mikasa's pretty. and historia too but don't tell ymir that. she'll punch me